Stop girls who ship loads of gay ships but are uncomfortable with lesbians 2k15
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BOYS BE LIKE
Boy: I’m a gentleman
*makes racial slur*
*calls a girl slutty for her shorts*
*makes homophobic comment*
*makes rape joke*
*calls feminists fat, unwanted, hairy lesbians*
*blames homeless people for their poverty*
*says women belong in the kitchen along with repeated sandwich jokes*
*is a Republican*
*kicks puppy*
Boy: Stay classy
- (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
- Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
- Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
- Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
- Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
- Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
- (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
- Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
- (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
- Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
- Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
- Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
- (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
why is straight the default and its assumed that everyone is straight no matter if theyve ever had straight sex no matter if theyve ever even expressed straight attraction but if you say youre NOT straight woah woah there buddy where is your lesbian license i need to see your queer credentials i will need three letters of reference
5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay
as a scientist of gay, I can approve that this is in fact truth
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU
i think straight boys might be gay
of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something
- Adult: You can be anything you want when you grow up
- Adult: but not gay
- Adult: or transgender
- Adult: or a high school drop out
- Adult: or a single parent
- Adult: or a teen parent
- Adult: or an actor
- Adult: or an artist
- Adult: or a musician
- Adult: or unemployed
- Adult: and you must marry someone
- Adult: and you must have kids
- Adult: and save money
- Adult: and conform to society
- Adult: and do this and do that
- Adult: but when you grow up you can be whatever you want
how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?
sexually frustraighted
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